John Barrowman is an insomniac-crazy-lovely man. (x)
this man. I just can’t.
This is exactly why you should always bring a banana to a party.
WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?
BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!
by throwing it into the harbor
For the GIF alone.
imagine getting a tattoo and then hearing the tattoo artist going like “oops”
nobody came to his birthday party
SHUT UP OKAY THAT MADE ME REALLY FREAKING SAD OKAY LOOK HOW SWEET AND CUTE HE LOOKS POOR BABY
i don’t even know this snake and i feel guilty for not being there
I’m so sorry dearest I didn’t know :( :(
Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.
I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.
#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close
Star Spangled Man With A Plan.
Kids Who Lost The Fight Against Sleep